About

Bullshit New York

Founded in 2019 by Hayley Cartee after laughing her arse off at Bullshit London, Hayley wanted to make an equally bullshit-ty experience as an alternative to all the sincere tourist experiences in New York. We aim to follow the original gas lamps across "the Windy City" while gaslighting you the whole way.

Bullshit London

Founded in 2013 by Reuben Williams and Rob Smythson, Bullshit London provides guided tours of Bullshit. Reimagining the purpose of existing landmarks, cracking jokes about real ones and exploring some of the Bullshit we all carry around in our heads.

Pricing

There are 3 types of ticket available: Standard, Concession and Premium.

Standard: your standard, run of the mill, ordinary and perfectly normal ticket. Yawn. $15

Concession: For students, seniors, unemployed people, artists or anyone who feels unusually hardshipped. Basically anyone who actually lives in New York. $10

Premium: This ticket costs more than a standard ticket and is only for our premium 1% of customers. You get the same experience that everyone else gets with one crucial difference. Throughout your tour, you can be certain that you are incontrovertibly premium. $20

You can also book a tour for any time on any day that suits you as long as there are at least 7 of you. Simply get in touch to arrange a private tour.

Meeting Locations

Under Washington Square Park Arch. Look for the homeless accordion player. We'll be as far away from him as possible.

Time and Distance

The tours are conducted at a reasonably brisk pace so we don't waste even more of your time. If you have accessibility issues, please contact us prior to the date of your tour. The tour lasts approximately an hour and a half (depending on how long we have to hold for laughs).

Weather Policy

Bullshit exists. Rain or shine.